Soooo... I decided I'm going to try to gain weight again.

Lets hope this time i don't gain 50lbs get sick and lose it in 2 week.

who loses close to 50lbs in a week, well me of course, I blame it on the flu.

Or if I do lose all the weight again, lets hope i can make a journal about it bottle it up and market that, I'm sure people would love to know my weight loss secret.

Since i wanted to see if anyone else eats about the same calories as me, and wouldn't you know it there are people who also eat around about 6,000 calories a day.

Problem is these people are Olympic weigh lifters, strong men competitors, and them professional body builders.

Me on the other hand am a ninja
No wait I'm a Spartan
wait...

I'm the only Spartan ninja!

maybe ill use to here blog to post some updates on it to help keep me motivated, but i am pretty lazy soo... its a big if.

on a scale of 1 to 10 im an Eleven!

I have been watching guys fail, and fail, and fail again, at trying to hit on women. I have decided to throw them a bone here. I have 11 guidlines to follow when trying to get a woman interested in me.

1. Don't wait until she is alone to go talk to her. Her friends will always drag her away no matter how much she likes you.

2. You have 3 seconds to make you initial approach. any longer than that you will seem creepy for staring at her, or you will talk yourself out of it.

3. Just because there are men does not mean they are her boyfriend.

4. Using "excuse me," "I'm sorry," or any other apologizing phrase makes you sound like a beggar.

5. Don't use the same generic compliment, chances are she has heard it, and is really quite bored with it. Open more with something that will spark conversation, and also can be used if a group is around her. People do have opinions and amazingly, enough they love giving them.

6. Don't buy her a drink, you shouldn't have to pay for her attention

7. Don't touch or grab right away, if she touches you pull back a little make HER work for it.

8. Don't lean over her, stand up straight. If she cannot hear you speak up, make her lean into you.

9. Don't rattle off the same questions: "what's your name?" "what do you do for a living?" boring every other guy has asked her these, your not every other guy.

10. If she is in a group, focus more on her friends for the first 5 - 10 minutes, if you win over her friends, you will win her.

11. Don't be afraid to violate any of these guidelines, once you understand them and why they exist.

Geomotry

Its always difficult to know where exactly to start. When drawing i know everything is a shape with more shapes around it, so you start with the biggest shapes. I recently started sketching again. I looked over my old sketchbook, and found all the drawing of when i was going through a divorce. I guess this was a starting point seeing as how it was where i left off.

Back then it was my journal, my emotions ran like a pendulum, my way of expressing.

I would sketch what i felt, wilted rose with petals all on the floor one petal hanging on still. things like this gave hope, but also you could see not much. I would draw beautiful scenes, pictures and hours later go back and run red sharpies through things. Looking at the book i relived almost every conversation, every meeting, every feeling, every emotion.

Guess true art come from heartbreak

I had to stop, it was my outlet, but needed an outlet from my outlet. Escape was a paradox. I had passion, love, hate, anger and everything, but could not separate between the person i was drawing about. I did not want to grow to hate art also.

A year later, I have new paper, new pencils, new red sharpies, and new shapes. Perhaps this time around the heart shaped pieces will be complete.

Music is the wine that fills up the my cup

of silence!

does size matter?

When I go out on the weekends i usually always get the question, "your tall, how tall are you?" from women. its a simple get to know you banter type question and could place many new threads along with it. Also everyone who ever meets me, or i meet always always asks it. women are so predictable.

do to the predictable nature of people, I try to come up with ways to joke with people when asking mundane boring question. (note to girls: if you hate guys asking the same interview type questions on dates or whenever, try not to do the same.)


Her: how tall are you?

Me: I'm 9'4" although most men over estimate size not that it matters...


ill usually deflect her onto another subject at this point. I'm pretty good at that I'm told.

"Just like the lady in a blue dress,

You've got cigarettes on your breath.

Hair spray and some cheap perfume.

I'll put a little sour in your sweet,

You've got so much fucking tongue in cheek.

You want what you could never have.

You say that you want respect

Well then you better get some for yourself.

'Cause all that I see right now,

Is someone who's lost and insecure.

So you say that I am rated X,

You suffer from the lack of sex.

Black heart and your lipstick smeared.

Your points are trite and I'm too sober

To deal with you running over

Your same pathetic cliche lines."

senses fail

shhhh!

I think its about time i gave a tip for the fellas out there on how to pick up on a female. not just any female, no sir. a fine female who happens to be at a library, or any other venue where words must be kept to a minimum.

The keys to pulling this off is to be bold, and confident

you need to get her attention for a brief moment, flash her a smile. if she flashes one back, touches her hair, or any other preening gesture, your in there. All you have to do is act.

If nothing, better luck next time "nova."

Got her attention, she knows your there, sexual tension in the air! (probably not but hey, we all want a hot librarian from time to time) now your move: pull out a piece of paper draw yourself a tic tac toe game, write loser buys coffee, drop it off at where ever she is and sit. ballsy i know but she will giggle or think your a complete jerk, but at least you know where she stands.

Now of course this alone will not get her on a date with you. I even bet if you do get her number she flakes because that's what women do, but that's another day and time. ciao!