Friends

They say that "diamonds are a girls best friend" and that "mans best friend is a dog."

I think they are wrong!

My best friend quickly turned into the guy whose selling stolen jewelry on the corner.

If mans best friend really is a dog and a woman asked me to marry her i would expect her to give me a dog that cost 3 months salary upon her proposal.

And please don't try and deceive me by giving me a cubic zirconia dog. I only want the real thing!