Soooo... I decided I'm going to try to gain weight again.
Lets hope this time i don't gain 50lbs get sick and lose it in 2 week.
who loses close to 50lbs in a week, well me of course, I blame it on the flu.
Or if I do lose all the weight again, lets hope i can make a journal about it bottle it up and market that, I'm sure people would love to know my weight loss secret.
Since i wanted to see if anyone else eats about the same calories as me, and wouldn't you know it there are people who also eat around about 6,000 calories a day.
Problem is these people are Olympic weigh lifters, strong men competitors, and them professional body builders.
Me on the other hand am a ninja
No wait I'm a Spartan
wait...
I'm the only Spartan ninja!
maybe ill use to here blog to post some updates on it to help keep me motivated, but i am pretty lazy soo... its a big if.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
on a scale of 1 to 10 im an Eleven!
I have been watching guys fail, and fail, and fail again, at trying to hit on women. I have decided to throw them a bone here. I have 11 guidlines to follow when trying to get a woman interested in me.
1. Don't wait until she is alone to go talk to her. Her friends will always drag her away no matter how much she likes you.
2. You have 3 seconds to make you initial approach. any longer than that you will seem creepy for staring at her, or you will talk yourself out of it.
3. Just because there are men does not mean they are her boyfriend.
4. Using "excuse me," "I'm sorry," or any other apologizing phrase makes you sound like a beggar.
5. Don't use the same generic compliment, chances are she has heard it, and is really quite bored with it. Open more with something that will spark conversation, and also can be used if a group is around her. People do have opinions and amazingly, enough they love giving them.
6. Don't buy her a drink, you shouldn't have to pay for her attention
7. Don't touch or grab right away, if she touches you pull back a little make HER work for it.
8. Don't lean over her, stand up straight. If she cannot hear you speak up, make her lean into you.
9. Don't rattle off the same questions: "what's your name?" "what do you do for a living?" boring every other guy has asked her these, your not every other guy.
10. If she is in a group, focus more on her friends for the first 5 - 10 minutes, if you win over her friends, you will win her.
11. Don't be afraid to violate any of these guidelines, once you understand them and why they exist.
1. Don't wait until she is alone to go talk to her. Her friends will always drag her away no matter how much she likes you.
2. You have 3 seconds to make you initial approach. any longer than that you will seem creepy for staring at her, or you will talk yourself out of it.
3. Just because there are men does not mean they are her boyfriend.
4. Using "excuse me," "I'm sorry," or any other apologizing phrase makes you sound like a beggar.
5. Don't use the same generic compliment, chances are she has heard it, and is really quite bored with it. Open more with something that will spark conversation, and also can be used if a group is around her. People do have opinions and amazingly, enough they love giving them.
6. Don't buy her a drink, you shouldn't have to pay for her attention
7. Don't touch or grab right away, if she touches you pull back a little make HER work for it.
8. Don't lean over her, stand up straight. If she cannot hear you speak up, make her lean into you.
9. Don't rattle off the same questions: "what's your name?" "what do you do for a living?" boring every other guy has asked her these, your not every other guy.
10. If she is in a group, focus more on her friends for the first 5 - 10 minutes, if you win over her friends, you will win her.
11. Don't be afraid to violate any of these guidelines, once you understand them and why they exist.
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