Typical weekend

I enjoy just going to bars and watching guys hit on girls, its better than t.v. You can interact with the people.

Here I was empty cup and all needing a refill. Bar one too many people I refuse to wait, Upstairs bar fewer people. (Also note I can't be standing alone either, there are enough guys standing around the outskirts of any bar looking at women but never actually doing anything.) Cute group of girls right in front of me, older women too boot.

Me: "How long you you ladies been waiting for drink?"

Lady 1: "ohh about 2 minutes."

Me: "2 minutes, that redamndiculious don't you girls know how to work a bar and get drinks faster?"

Lady 2: "We have patience"

Me: "Patience my dear, will not get you looking any better, nor me any more intoxicated"

I grab 2 of the girls hands and lead them down the stairs to another bar. The bartender there knew me and I had been talking with her some of the night too and I could get speedy service. The problem was There was also a guy "Joe" down at that bar i was also talking to earlier.

Joe is about the same age as these girls I'm guess 35- 38 range. Apparently because I had some girls this was his cue to come over and stand next to me. He was a lifesaver, I wasn't paying for their drinks. I introduce Joe to the 3 ladies. Drinks are coming. Just as I turn to jump back into the conversation I hear this exchange.

Joe: "You look like a cat."

Lady 1: "I don't like cats."

Me: "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

I had to leave, A. I got my drink, and B. I was pretty much done with that group after that comment. No matter what would have been said or done would fail into comparison as to calling a girl a cat, and having her respond ever so seriously to not liking them.