Lets preface this by saying "yes I am pretty much an asshole" its well documented, and i really do not deny it, it's like a badge of honor.
I was at the bar this weekend, doing my usual thing of no drink talking to girls, and guys. this was one of the conversations I had with a blonde girl with way too much make-up on.
Me: "So did Avon paint your face or is that Mary Kay?"
Blonde: slightly annoyed "Its mac!"
me: "well you are borderline rodeo clown, i'd recomend taking it down a notch"
blonde: really annoyed look of disbelief on her face, awkward silence for what seems like 5 mins "ASSHOLE"
me: You know if you bought me a drink i bet I could easily mistake the shimmery eye shadow for a slight twinkle in your eyes.
blonde: smiles "ha, your funny, what are you drinking?"
thank god she bought me a drink, I was thirsty!
aaaannnnddd in unrelated news:
life is like a porno movie. no matter who you meet they're going to screw you.
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Wow.. its great to be honest and all.. but I cannot believe she bought you a drink after that.
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Good thing 70% of what we say is body language and tone.
why wouldn't she want to buy me a drink was my question.
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