I was getting a fruit smootie, those things are good I tell you what.
Order Girl: "Do you want a free booster?"
Me: "Yep."
Order girl: "Which one, we have prot..."
Me: "Vodka!"
Order girl: "We don't have that."
Me: "Don't worry I brought my own, can you put it in before you mix it up? I hate it when the booze is just sitting all on the top, and i'm lazy and don't want to stir it up."
Order girl: with a look of confusion, "I dont think I can do that"
Me: "Oh! then I'll be fine without, but do you have a complaint card so I can request decent boosters?"
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5 comments:
That is some funny shit right there!
Summer: You should witness it in live, high definition, surround sound, and what ever fancy gadget you can get on a tv that I want but dont have.
I like where your head is at
OMG, coffee just came out my nose over that one! My keyboard DOES NOT thank you, but I sure as hell do!
That totally cracked me up! Thanks for putting a smile on my face. :) I'm still patiently awaiting some advice..
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